Geiodo

I was working on a martian world, and a friend gave me a wonderful idea! A death brick.

Upon touching the death brick, your vehicle goes… Well, insane.

It’s a big hit – but not much of a secret (As I have not hidden it yet).

Another friend made this funny quote:

“Have YOU ever wanted to die? Well, now you can with our new death brick! Deathbrick comes in 5 different colors and a custom carying pouch for convinience! This special offer is limited time only! Get your death brick for 19.99 at your local retail stores! Only from Flyco.”

Here is another, lol:

Have YOU ever wanted to DIE?!?!??!

Now you can with the NEW deathbrick!

Deathbrick ways 2.2 quadrillion tons, containing a core sample from a DYING STAR!!

Now YOU can die even harder with DEATHBRICK.

Deathbrick comes in 5 different colors including blood, dried blood, old blood, new blood, and burnt blood!

Deathbrick comes with it’s own carrier truck and a carrying pack for convenience!

Hurry now! This offer ends soon! Call 1-800-YOU-DIE-NOW to order your own deathbrick! That is 1-800-YOU-DIE-NOW!! Order today!!!

Do not use on small children under the age of 3 or on pregnant individuals. Always treat deathbrick with care. Do not leave deathbrick in places where animals or infants can get to deathbrick. Deathbrick comes with a limited 3 year warranty. All suppliers of deathbrick including Deathbrick international, flyco, and DIE industries are not responsible for loss of personal property, lives, or self esteem. Always refrigerate deathbrick at -4470 degrees celcius to keep deathbrick stabilized. If deathbrick begins to foam or steam, seek shelter immediately and cover head. Do not use deathbrick on concrete or rubber surfaces. If deathbrick is touched, it may bond to skin. Deathbrick may explode if not kept under surveillance. Always keep your deathbrick in a sealed container away from food or water.

DEATHBRICK- BUY ONE TODAY!!!