Dear… Mom?
Sooo, while watching some TV show about how a body builder named Jillian, visits obese people for a week, and forces them to become committed to becoming healthy citizens… My mom oh so conveniently mentioned that I would be on her weightloss program, with… The TV reincarnation of Jillian!
My mom is going to try her best to be as abusive as Jillian, while I get my self into shape. 
It is time for all of us to bust a move!
Muahahahahah!