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Last night, we had a couple friends over to dinner! Our crazy neighbor drove her van into another neighbor’s driveway – Which somehow made the car all ready inside that driveway dissapear. All the while, our crazy neightbor seemed to be outside the van, but still driving it.

While still glaring at us, she got into her car, got out, pretended to have just noticed us, and yelled “OH *!” After which,the street turned into a giant waterway, banked by exotic plants, and filled with some giant seaweed…

Our crazy neighbor proceeded to hop into an amphibious schoolbus (Which had just appeared), and drive down to the other side of my vision. During all of this, I think that the guests we had over were teleporting between seats… When the schoolbus reached the other side of my vision (which took about one second), this side happened to be an unexistant fork in the ro – waterway; Our crazy neighbor then decided to jump out of the schoolbus (while it was still going about 60 MPH), leaving it to float down the left canal. Our crazy neighbor finally landed on a speed boat half a second later, and then another half second later, she had gone UP the right canal. (Yes, the water was flowing UPWARDS).

After that, it turned into a road again, and we, for any reason OTHER  than following the crazy neighbor…. Followed her. At this point, one of our guest a started acting like the grandpa of the family, and said, wisely, “We’d better hope we don’t run into her again…”. We, however, did. She was in the top of her speedboat – Well, now the speedboat was the van that she had parked earlier – and was throwing insults at us. I can’t remember what she was saying, as I could only sense the insults with some sixth sense. They were really men, though.

We drove up, and parked the car on a cliffside SMALLER than our car.

Fiiinally, the dream ended.

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