Sunday Spam!

Sorry I haven’t posted in a few days… Going to fix that soon!

Anyways, in the mean time, here is the first release of Sunday Spam…  What is sunday Spam? It is where I rack up all the spam since the last sunday, and give to you the best of the best through an awards system :) Don’t worry, anything obscene or inappropriate will be disqualified.

 

The awards are:

  • Most links in a spam comment
  • Longest spam comment
  • Shortest spam comment
  • Most generic spam comment
  • Least fitting spam comment
  • Nicest spam comment
  • Meanest spam comment
  • Spam comment with worst grammar
  • Spam comment with best grammar
Those are what I can think of… :)
Soo… here we go.
Most links in a spam comment:
Good day webmaster, i really like your weblog so i have done some SEO for you ;o) , i have submitted your website to some websites (check the links). If you like the backlinks i want to share my private backlink-list and instructions with you (you can get the URLs (over 25K) and instructions on my website) [LINK].
Link1: [LINK]
Link2: [LINK]
Link3: [LINK]
Link4: [LINK]
Link5: [LINK]
Link6: [LINK]
(Replace [yourdomainname.com] with your weblog domainname)
Regards, Daisy
Longest spam comment
I wanted to put you the bit of observation to lastly say thank you but once again for those incredible ideas you’ve got featured on this internet site. This has been genuinely seriously open-handed with men and women like you to present extensively all that many people may well have sold as an electronic book to be able to make some dough on their own, chiefly thinking about that you simply may well have completed it should you ever desired. The intelligent concepts too acted as the wonderful approach to fully grasp other men and women have the same passion genuinely like my private own to see much more in respect of this issue. I???m sure you will find several a lot more pleasurable opportunities up front for individuals who read through your weblog post.
Shortest spam comment:
I am robert fox.
Most generic spam comment:
The webpage is definitely full of good advice and is actually extremely pleasing to look at.
Least fitting spam comment:
Thanks for that update on the costs. Same analysis, but different variables. As far since baseline rates, check out this site. You need to discover your county, then multiply your daily baseline by number of days in the thirty days. Treasa Lozaro
Nicest spam comment & Spam comment with best grammar:
What a great web log. I spend hours on the net reading blogs, about tons of various subjects. I have to first of all give praise to whoever created your theme and second of all to you for writing what i can only describe as an fabulous article. I honestly believe there is a skill to writing articles that only very few posses and honestly you got it. The combining of demonstrative and upper-class content is by all odds super rare with the astronomic amount of blogs on the cyberspace.
Meanest spam comment:
The next time I read a blog, I hope that it doesnt disappoint me as a lot as this 1.I mean, I know it was my selection to read, but I actually thought youd have something interesting to say.All I hear is actually a bunch of whining about some thing that you simply could fix in case you werent too busy searching for attention.
Spam comment with worst grammar:
I will right away take hold of your rss feed as I can not to find your email subscription link or e-newsletter service. Do you’ve any? Kindly permit me realize in order that I may just subscribe. Thanks.
And there is your weekly helping of Sunday Spam :)

4 Responses to “Sunday Spam!”

  1. Dadster Says:

    Ack – I hate this kind of spam. I don’t know if I could handle a weekly dose of it! But some of these are quite funny, even if horrible. ;-)

  2. Momster Says:

    I love this. Reminds me of Evidently’s “Sunday Sermons” of the past. :D

  3. Momster Says:

    Oh, and the “meanest spam comment” made me laugh until I cried. :D

  4. renren876 Says:

    You are a very clever person!

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