Troll Stories: Stalkers and Trolls in SS
Monday, July 18th, 2011Ahh stalkers, noobs and trolls, the joy killers of all games…
So, I was working on calibrating my Shell Shock aiming client, right? Well, this guy comes in, and plays several rounds with me. I was starting to get used to having him around until the ever so iconic question came up: “were u from”. My response was: “That information is unimportant”
Stalker:”why”
Me:”My location has no relevance to any aspect of this game”
At that point the stalker left. I mean honestly, it drives me nuts when I play a few games with people just to find out they were just doing it to get my personal info.
Now, after that, there comes this REALLY nooby player… Troll type though. He comes in and says “Dude, go”
So, I clicked go. Now, using my aiming client takes some time — The controls are tedious, and require 1 pixel accuracy with the mouse (I’m a trackpad, which makes it even harder). Usually I can get a lock down in ten seconds, but this troll, he didn’t like me taking 3. “WTF MOVE YOU B***”
My response to him was: “Talk like that again, and you’ll get kicked next round” (I was the server host, but you can’t kick mid game)
His response was: “F*** you”
My response naturally as: “Muted. You will be kicked next round.” He forfeited at that point, which made me happy